The Onion: "5 Million Illegal Immigrants To Realize Dreams Of Having Deportation Deferred"

by Joseph McKeown

"'After escaping the drug cartel violence of my village and fleeing to America, it was the thought of a life suspended in complete limbo that kept me going as I traveled through the grueling desert terrain for three days. To be tacitly allowed to live and work in this country that I love, all the while knowing that this protection could disappear in two years, or even two months—it’s made it all worth it.'"

- The Onion